Weird news stories pile up when you’re not paying attention. A Toronto sex shop gets a mysterious package back from the US government. Inside: returned products and a letter from officials saying they can’t deliver to Bahrain. Specifically, to a military base. The Pentagon declined to comment on the butt plug story.

Shane and Ryan move through more absurdity. A polar bear in Ontario named Canuck celebrated his 16th birthday with a toy car, tropical fruit, and an oversized driver’s license he promptly shredded before napping on it. Then there’s the 500-pound bear evicted from a California crawl space during the housing crisis. It came back twice before an electrified mat convinced it to leave.

Discover why the Pentagon won’t talk about package returns. Learn what polar bears do with fake driver’s licenses. Understand why even bears can’t find affordable housing in California.

Originally aired on2026-01-08